I look forward to reading that column.

Obama also owns the economy after his speech before Congress the other day — when he outlined in more detail his long-term plans to crush the private sector with punitive tax increases and champion immense government involvement in the markets of healthcare, housing, energy and other sectors.

The Dow's down another 200 points today as I write this — and it's not yet noon in New York.

I put the over/under on the "floor" of the Obama Dow is 5,000. If you have any money to wager, place your bets.